SENTIMENTAL HEART

(Source: trash-dog)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 


hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me


(via bastille, jacob)

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason